Aug
28
Chapter XV – Everything You Need To Know About Planting Zombies In Your Harem Garden
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May
28
Chapter XIV – Default Contract
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Apr
23
Memoirs of an Evil Vizier
Translate into the Occidental
Translate into the Oriental
Greetings, dear readers. You know me only as a humble reseller of
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Apr
23
An Introduction To My Music
A I Love You is my new pop album, to be released track by track. Listen below. For periodic updates
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Apr
23
Chapter XIII – Procedures of the Imperial Harem Administration
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Mar
05
Chapter XII - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part II: Riot Incitement for Fun and Profit
44 min read
Feb
16
Chapter XI - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part I: Haunting Your Local Hammam
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Feb
05
Chapter X - A Brief History of Paranormal Cosmetology
The next morning I rose very early and shook the invalid odalisque awake before I'd even finished tying my turban...
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Dec
15
Chapter IX - Alternative Medicine
Whether you're a pirate or a pasha, or just a humble slave trader and aspiring evil vizier, when you see a zombie odalisque clawing at your window, your first impulse is...
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Nov
20
Chapter VIII - Odalisque Autopsy
The first thing we heard was a dying woman’s scream. To be greeted thus when approaching a medical practice is, in conventional circumstances, a very poor sign indeed.
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