May
28
Chapter XIV – Default Contract
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Apr
23
Memoirs of an Evil Vizier
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Greetings, dear readers. You know me only as a humble reseller of
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Apr
23
An Introduction To My Music
A I Love You is my new pop album, to be released track by track. Listen below. For periodic updates
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Apr
23
Chapter XIII – Procedures of the Imperial Harem Administration
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Mar
05
Chapter XII - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part II: Riot Incitement for Fun and Profit
44 min read
Feb
16
Chapter XI - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part I: Haunting Your Local Hammam
28 min read
Feb
05
Chapter X - A Brief History of Paranormal Cosmetology
The next morning I rose very early and shook the invalid odalisque awake before I'd even finished tying my turban...
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Dec
15
Chapter IX - Alternative Medicine
Whether you're a pirate or a pasha, or just a humble slave trader and aspiring evil vizier, when you see a zombie odalisque clawing at your window, your first impulse is...
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Nov
20
Chapter VIII - Odalisque Autopsy
The first thing we heard was a dying woman’s scream. To be greeted thus when approaching a medical practice is, in conventional circumstances, a very poor sign indeed.
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Oct
27
Chapter VII - Slaver on Holiday
I woke to a fine, bright morning, and lingered in bed watching sunlight filter through my thin curtains, contemplating the beautiful rugs on my walls, and idly plotting to win the sultan's confidence, become his evil vizier, and gain de facto control of his almost endless empire.
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